Vesta's Varietal Virginals
""No More Games. No More bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax -- This won't hurt.""
And this one's real; Paris Hilton was uninvolved, apparently and sadly enough.
DEAD BABIES - somebody tell me if this sux or not; I'm out of time.
GREAT! SINCE WE HAVE SOME WAR ON OIL IN THE MIDEAST,
AMERICA NOW OUTSOURCES ITS MILITARY TO MERCENARIES
oh, WTF, I LOVE PIRACY! I MEAN BUCCANEERS! I MEAN 'PRIVATE MILITARY CONTRACTORS!'
Oh, sh*t on it, I've never met a BIKER I didn't like, so FUSK ALL,
I'm going to Download ALL the Metallica albums offa IRC,
even though I really only like their covers of GOOD SONGS.
and, come to think of it, I enjoy firearms and the money is actually quite at a tolerable level;
METHINKS I SHOULD BECOME A MERCENARY!